wholet:

#Their little table always has four chairs #Two Amy reminds herself to dust every couple weeks #But they’re never put away #‘Just in case’ #And every Christmas those chairs get an extra dusting #As the smells of a dinner that’s just a bit too large for two waft from the kitchen #And ‘just in case’ Amy sets the two extra places #And ‘just in case’ she lays the table so the empty two chairs can reach as well #And ‘just in case’ she carefully takes the worn prayer leaf down from their bedroom #To lay next to one of the empty places #Because maybe one day #One day #They’ll all be together for Christmas #Sharing stories and laughs and spoilers as a family (via nonlinear-nonsubjective)

theblanketbear:

neutral-voice:

ohdearhermione:

do you ever feel like your future is slipping away while you’re laughing at stupid puns on tumblr

My future isn’t slipping. It’s tumbling

you clever little shit

Shit Rough Potter

shitroughdrafts:

Would ya look at all those drafts??

One week from today, starting June 26th, will be a week of Shit Rough Potter.  

The first one came out June 26th, 1997, so this is a little anniversary gift for the series. A 16 year anniversary gift.

All 7 books in 7 days. Get ready for it, you dumb muggles.

SHIT ROUGH POTTER. Coming to a tumblr near you.

timelordy-teganbreann:

hurpaderp:

thearchtivist:

Bathroom with glass floor, overlooking a 15 story elevator shaft. 

In case you needed help shitting yourself.

omg that comment though

shawarmanatural:

This kid should be 892% done with Rdj at this point. 

when a customer picks up a copy of ‘Weird Things Customers Say in Bookshops’ & asks me if I have read it

weirdthingsinbookshops:

So let me get this straight:

daisyunderthestars:

People are boycotting Kraft just because of this one ad

yet

no one

sees

a 

problem

with

these ones?

jflawlesss:

theindependentvigilante:

My favorite part of the Hunger Games is the fact that the books aren’t supposed to be all about the love triangle yet that’s the only thing the media really cares about.

DO YOU ALL REALIZE THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT THE CAPITOL PAID ATTENTION TO TOO. THEIR MAIN FOCUS WAS THAT DAMN LOVE TRIANGLE AND OUR MEDIA DOES THE SAME THING. I DON’T LIKE HOW SIMILAR THESE TWO ARE BECOMING SERIOUSLY STOP THIS.

samuraiallycat:

teamsansa:

unionforj:

capitol-refugee:

Legolas babysittin’ this year’s archers :)

this has to hit at least one of your fandoms.

“Katniss, don’t hoard your food…”

“Get down from there, Clint, how many times…”

“Merida! get back here!” *Elvish cursing*

Can’t love this enough!

vulcanizemecaptain:

goteamjosh:

danielrik10:

WOHHHHA

I like how Ian McKellen goes from angry wizard who will fuck your shit up to happy grandfather who is just pleased that you came to visit him on a Sunday.

That is the magic of Ian McKellen.

ditch-able-prom-date:

misha-collins-theoverlord:

the-prime-lime:

misha-collins-theoverlord:

I see a little silhouetto of a man

wow it got so much better fuck

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

dankickedphilsstickz:

ph0king:

IM CRYING

O ight

are u really crying or did u smudge your eyeliner

gilbertfun:

You’re the voice, try and understand it
Make a noise and make it clear

WO^{OOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAA}A_{AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH}H^HHHHHHHHHH

ablogorsomething:

the-masked-writer:

yeahyareads:

justgetalongbitches:

Typewriter Keyboard?

WANT!

OMG, this is actually beautiful…

if it makes those delightful clicking noises I’m sold